Friday
Feb122010
Friday, February 12, 2010 at 2:25AM Survivor 20 - Episode 1
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So watching this show is a big enough waste of my time so I've decided I'm only going to blog point form points as I watch.
First Pack (TV term meaning content divided by commercials)
- First and foremost, you have to clap it out for the director of photography on Survivor...truly epic shots...that being said the whole motif done 20 times is getting a little generic. All these places seem to look the same however.
- Seriously, if I’m ever THAT known for my sports team affiliation, take me out.
- Ok I’m already annoyed by Rupert.
- Calling it, Russell has no chance, people see him coming, element of surprise is gone this time. He'll go far but not win.
- Someone needs to tell Jerri that she is not as hot as she thinks she is.
- Yup, Coach is annoying still.
- Sandra will be gone probably this episode, maybe the next one.
- 1 helicopter so shoot 4 others, that’s one decadent budget.
- Opening credits look like Baywatch. One of these posts I’m going to put that audio on it.
- Fake boobs award already goes to Danielle
- Curious as to why anyone is intimated by “Boston” Rob...
- I’ve clearly missed many seasons, I have no idea who ½ these people are.
- Do I get a vote? Cause Jeri has to go...like now.
- Russell buttering up the players...he might be even better at this than I thought.
- Tom won?
- Colby is a nice thing to name a cheese...this is all.
- Man I would love to be on this show. I would destroy. Except for eating gross stuff.
- Is there a pool question about whether Parvati will stop smiling ever?
- Rob isn't good at making friends. Man I don’t like that guy.
- Physical fight? Oh this is going to be ugly. James is going to break someone in half.
- Yo Parvati just put a straight arm bar on her!
- BTW – the strategy on this game is to chill and watch.
- Oh there we go with the first blurred nudity
- Dislocated already? Damn go home now. That’s going to be painful for a month.
Second Pack
- Yes Stephenie, they purposely dislocated your shitty shoulder. Come on. BTW spell your name right.
- Randy got punked by a cheap head fake.
- Russell appears to be in better shape. Not much but a little. Probably a good idea.
- Coach sucks...oh wait Colby does...surprising.
- People not nearly as focused on the bag as they should be.
- Full on topless...alright.
- Tyson gets voted off right now for those shorty shorts
- Ok I take it back; Rob is the only one who played correctly. Maybe he's not a dummy.
- Shocking, James crushed all the others.
- Broken toes are hella uncomfortable.
Third Pack
- Damn there goes Russell already..wow. Playa, playa. Going with the same dummy alliance strategy...I don’t see Parvati being a candidate.
- Isn’t it a little transparent that almost ALL the women are trying to ho out?
- Takes a lot of calories to get a body the size of James’ working. Don’t thinking bulking up is a good idea before this show.
- Chickens just showed up huh? I love ‘reality’ tv.
Fourth Pack
- Rule no.1 of survivor – shut up. Seriously, just don’t talk as much as possible for at least the first few days.
- Coach and Jeri? Most annoying couple since Dog and Beth Bounty Hunter.
- Does anyone else think Gavin Rossdale and Coach are related?
- Worrying about my Colby pick.
- Wow this game is going to be complicated. Probably to the determent of the tv show.
- There are so many alliances that they’re just going to cancel out. Look for the producers to throw a wrench in the works.
- I can’t believe people coming BACK don’t have crazy survival training this time. Except BR apparently...I think I may have underestimated him but he’s becoming too high profile too early. That’s death.
- Coach is a DOUCHE.
Fifth Pack
- Not looking forward to too many weeks of Sagsville Cirie.
- Sandra always has that look on her face that says, I’m an asshole.
- Similarly Sugar constantly looks like she’s saying ‘save me’...also she’s annoying.
- I wonder if Colby still has the Pontiac Aztec..
Sixth Pack
- Is James gay?
- Inventing games for challenges must be a lot of fun.
- Puzzles, the great equalizer.
- Wow people need to think about who they pick to do puzzles.
- YAR! vote off Sugar...crying... come on.
- Weak people make me feel ugly about myself because they really make me want to smack em’
- Finally Tom uses his brain. Cirie! Tonight.
- Re: Tribal Counsel, what a set!
- But Jeff what does fire represent? Ahhh thank you.
- Frankly this hasn’t been much of TV show so far.
- Sugar needs to go because she sucks at the game, not cause she’s weak.
- Thought: merge episode 2. Divide the teams randomly each time for challenges. Changes how people vote. Throws off strategy people came in with.
- Amanda? Wow that’s a wasted vote.
- Sugar was mistake. Tom had it right. But the how is far less annoying now.
Next Week
- WHOA, what the hell happened to Boston Rob?
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